Top Six Anthems Inspired by Kate Pierson’s ‘Mister Sister’

The painfully pungent overtones of Band Aid and Miley Cyrus kept me from appreciating the altruism.

Written by Andé Morgan.
Hey folks, remember that cis-origin trans anthem you didn’t ask for? Kate Pierson’s got you covered!
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This weekend Pierson released the video for her  new single, “Mister Sister.” She’s accompanied by Fred Armisen of Portlandia (and “Estro-Maxx”) fame.
It also features Alyson Palmer of the band BETTY. Palmer is well-known for her strong opposition to trans inclusion (e.g., her support for Womyn-born Womyn policies) at the Michigan Womyn’s Festival.
Pierson said “I hope this becomes a trans anthem.”

WATCH: The B-52s’ Kate Pierson Is Back With A ‘Trans Anthem’ http://t.co/mekSiGFvjT

— KATE PIERSON (@THEKATEPIERSON) December 5, 2014

Some lyrics from the song:

Hey mister sister
You raid that closet for fish nets
It’s lonely
But you keep wishing
I know there is no one that listens
and these:
You hear the words
You make a beautiful girl
A beautiful girl
And nothing hurts when you are a beautiful girl
A beautiful girl

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Wow, she gets it.
I hate to shade Pierson. Her intent seems good, she’s family, and her music resonates with many, including some transgender women. HOWEVER, Pierson is cisgender, and I don’t like it when cisfolks co-opt the trans experience for fun, profit, or even do-goodery. Really, the painfully pungent overtones of Band Aid and Miley Cyrus kept me from appreciating the altruism. To her credit, Pierson has indicated a willingness to have a dialogue on this.
In the meantime, here are some upcoming “helpful” songs soon to be released by your favorite artists!
1. “Feminists are Pretty, Too!” by R. Kelly
2. “I Wanna Touch Your Hair” by Taylor Swift
3. “I Like Mexican Ladies ‘Cus They Salsa While They Make Salsa” by Kenny Chesney
4. “Pink Tutus and Barbie Dolls (The Transgendered Kid at School)” by Macklemore
5. “Do Secular Humanists Even Know it’s Christmas?” by U2
6. “Queers, Am I Right?” by The Fred Durst/Chad Kroeger Steamroller Collective
OK, I’m done. At least James Nichols, HuffPo Gay Voices associate editor, keyed in on what’s really important here: “We’re loving the retro sound of this new single from Pierson.”
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Also on Bitch Flicks: “The Joyful Feminist Killjoy” by Leigh Kolb

Andé Morgan lives in Tucson, Arizona, where they write about film, television, and current events. Follow them @andemorgan.