Written by Myrna Waldron.
Sufferers of Feminist Burnout are advised that laptops don’t taste very good. (Source: SoftwareSourcery.Com) |
Signs and symptoms of Feminist Burnout include:
- Explosive exasperation at Hugo Schwyzer
- Twitter arguments that end after 3 tweet exchanges and a blocking because you just cannot put up with this shit anymore
- Mass unfriending of Facebook friends sharing pictures trying to make you feel bad that people are apparently regularly aborting full-term fetuses
- Severe frown lines caused by awareness of advertising tactics
- Blog entries created by repeatedly slamming your head on your keyboard in frustration
- Complete lack of surprise that Katy Perry and Taylor Swift do not consider themselves feminists because of course they fucking don’t
- Nightmares over the possibility of confronting certain gamers on their sexism and their likely responses
- Paranoia that “misandry” might actually be added to the dictionary someday
- Eyestrain from trying to comprehend female anatomy depicted in video games and comic books
- Nausea over racist topless protesters being allowed to define the movement in the media
- Compulsive side-eye at pretty much everyone in Hollywood
- Excessive fantasies of punching the crap out of anyone who spouts “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ?!”
- Unrestrained masochism that includes, but is not limited to: Challenging powerful individuals in the media on their bullshit, reading the comments, clicking on links that contain “FOX” in the URL, going on reddit, opening a Tumblr account
- Turn off the fucking computer and mobile phone.
- Eat some ice cream.
- Have a nap.
- Hug someone who “gets it.”
- Look at pictures of puppies and/or kittens. (if unable to pry self from internet)
- Write a satirical blog entry.
If you suffer from Feminist Burnout, You Are Not Alone! Sufferers are advised to remember that although there is no cure for Feminist Burnout, there will eventually be a cure for societal inequality.
Now go have a cup of tea.
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Myrna Waldron